Work Hard & Stay Humble
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  • lifestyleoftheunemployed:

    The worst thing about getting older? We’re not suppose to get into trouble anymore. I don’t know about you, but I’m not big on the idea of living the rest of my life on the straight and narrow. So here’s a list of ideas to get us into just the right amount of trouble.

    • Skinny dip in a stranger’s pool.
    • Leave Vegas broke.
    • Get in a bar fight.  But buy him a beer afterward.
    • Have a one night stand with someone you can’t name.
    • Play hooky from work and do nothing.
    • Get a tattoo.  A small one.
    • Drive over a 100 miles per hour in a convertible on an open desert road.
    • Book a vacation over Christmas.
    • Trash a hotel room.
    • Buy a car that you can’t afford and resembles a penis.
    • Rock a Mohawk.
    • Fart in a jar.  Seal it up.  Put it in the fridge.
    • Try every drug.  Once.
    • Figure out Burning Man.
    • Paint a mural on a wall that’s not yours.
    • Urinate off the roof of building over ten stories.
    • Enjoy the sweet embrace of a genuine cougar.
    • Yell at the TSA.
    • Pour a drink from behind the bar.
    • Get sauced on a plane.  Write an article.
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  • reminysce:

    I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

    (via simplycasual)

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